Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
WISCONSIN – An Eau Claire woman called 911 after discovering she was drunk and behind the wheel.
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
LOS ANGELES – Judge Marsha Revel threw tarballs at Lindsay Lohan’s while sentencing her to jail.
SYDNEY – A 200-foot wide asteroid whizzed by Earth yesterday, narrowly missing us by 40,000 miles. But now a pair of aliens are coming forward to take the blame!
PHOENIX, AZ – Charles Barkley was spotted on another law-breaking ride, with a familiar passenger in tow!
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.