LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.
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GOV. JINDAL PROPOSES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BILL
BATON ROUGE – Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has proposed a same-sex marriage bill.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
TEENS GET HIGH ON BATH SALTS
BATON ROUGE, LA- Teens are getting high on bath salts and bubble bath solutions.
KENTUCKY CHICKENS FALL FROM SKY!
DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!
BIRDS FALL FROM LOUISIANA SKY
LABARRE, LA — Thousands of dead dropped form the sky in Pointe Coupee Parish on Monday.
MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT
NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.
JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN
BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader.
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
Southern Farmer Requires Everyone to Pitch In
“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”