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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

March 12, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags canada, mexico, U.S., united states, United States of America

EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING

March 12, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags electric chair, Eric Holder, middle east, ohio, U.S., united states, United States of America, washington d.c.

CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS DIABETIC

March 10, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

ROCHESTER, MN – Captain Crunch hospitalized.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags american, diabetes, Mayo Clinic, rochester, U.S.

U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY

March 9, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags afghanistan, iraq, Libya, louisiana, PS3, U.S., u.s. armed forces, united states, United States of America, washington, xbox

NEW HAMPSHIRE SELLS GUNS TO CHILDREN

February 25, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WEST BURKE, NH – Gun shop sells hand gun to an eight year old.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags America, guns, new hampshire, pirates, Terrorism, U.S.

U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION

February 23, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON –  A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags condoms, congress, contraception, economic crisis, pandemic, Porn, pornography, U.S., United States of America, washington
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