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SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?

December 26, 2019 by Kitty Katzen

A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE

STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO WHEN DRUNK

July 27, 2012 by Frank Lake

In honor of the 2012 Olympics, Weekly World News has found photos of non-Olympians doing stupid things when drunk!

ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW

April 18, 2012 by Andy Smith

Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.

DRUNK TODDLERS

April 13, 2011 by Tap Vann

FLORIDA – There’s a national epidemic of chain restaurants serving alcohol to toddlers!

911 CALL: WOMAN REPORTS SELF DRUNK DRIVING

March 25, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

WISCONSIN – An Eau Claire woman called 911 after discovering she was drunk and behind the wheel.

MAN RAPED BY HOOKER

January 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – A college student is suing a Las Vegas Escort agency after he was forced to have sex with a hooker he paid for.

CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED

October 26, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.