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TRAFFIC COP KILLED WHEN 400-LB. DRUNK FALLS ON HIM!

February 24, 2022 by Garrett Hawley

Jumbo Motorist Passes Out During Sobriety Test — flattens patrolman A tipsy, 400-pound motorist passed out trying to walk a straight line during a drunk test — and squashed a … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags drunk, JUMBO, motorist, patrolman

SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?

December 26, 2019 by Kitty Katzen

A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags christmas, drunk, rehab, reindeer

STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO WHEN DRUNK

July 27, 2012 by Frank Lake

In honor of the 2012 Olympics, Weekly World News has found photos of non-Olympians doing stupid things when drunk!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags drunk, dumb, moron, Morons, olympics, stupid

ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW

April 18, 2012 by Andy Smith

Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alcohol, beer, bills, Capitol Hill, congress, drinking, drunk, dui, laws, obama, president, senate, senators, washington, white house, wine

DRUNK TODDLERS

April 13, 2011 by Tap Vann

FLORIDA – There’s a national epidemic of chain restaurants serving alcohol to toddlers!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags drunk, toddler, toddlers

911 CALL: WOMAN REPORTS SELF DRUNK DRIVING

March 25, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

WISCONSIN – An Eau Claire woman called 911 after discovering she was drunk and behind the wheel.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags drunk, drunk driving, dui, DWI, inebriated, mary strey, wisconsin

MAN RAPED BY HOOKER

January 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

LAS  VEGAS –  A college student is suing a Las Vegas Escort agency after he was forced to have sex with a hooker he paid for.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ashley dupre, drunk, Eliot Spitzer, escort, hooker, illegal, las vegas, prostitution, Sex, stripper

CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED

October 26, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel.  He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags charlie sheen, charlie sheen arrested, Denise Richards, drinking, drugs, drunk, escorts, naked, nypd, probation, Sheen, Two and a Half Men, vicodin

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