SAN ANTONIO, TX – A city panel cleared the way for construction of a Mexican cantina at The Alamo.
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SEIU TO UNIONIZE LEMONADE STANDS
PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
FIREMAN TAKES ON CHICAGO RIVER MONSTER
Chicago, IL — Last night a brave South Side fireman took on the Chicago River Monster, who had been dormant for the last fifty-seven years.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
PRESIDENTIAL RECESS APPOINTMENTS
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Barack Obama made an announcement Tuesday that if Republicans continue to block all legislation, he will seek punitive action.
ED ANGER SAYS, "LET IT SNOW!"
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
MISS ME YET BILLBOARD
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A billboard near Wyoming has appeared with a familiar face and a funny message!