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BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?!

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 by Carl Woodward

HIS LAST PITCH? PLANS TO GIVE EVERY CITIZEN $5,000 IF ELECTED Channeling Herbert Hoover’s election playbook, Mayor Michael Bloomberg pledged today to pay $5,000 in cash to “each and every citizen of the United States if I am elected as President.” The pledge marks a radical change in strategy for the billionaire’s campaign which has … READ MORE

SPY GEESE!

February 25, 2020 by Frank Lake

RUSSIA SENDS SPY GEESE TO DISRUPT U.S. ELECTION WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon confirmed to Weekly World News that Russia is once again interfering with our upcoming election. They have sent over 10,000 Spy Geese to the United States over the past two weeks. The goal is to cause havoc for all candidates running for … READ MORE

BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 by Boyce Day

He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the most different yet, not just because former New York mayor Mike Bloomberg has qualified, but also because Bat Boy has. “That’s right,” said Bat Boy’s … READ MORE

BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!

June 15, 2021November 14, 2019 by Boyce Day

What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg entered the Democratic presidential race, President Donald Trump said he wasn’t worried. “I know Michael,” he said. “He’s not going to do well…He doesn’t have the magic.” But little does Trump know that Bloomberg has been performing for months … READ MORE