I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!
That Judge Alito guy is my new hero!
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!