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Paranormal
ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
HOW TO TALK TO TIME-TRAVELERS
Are you nervous about talking to time-travelers? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some tips for making small talk with these mysterious beings from the past and future: … READ MORE
TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden … READ MORE
GENERATION X-FILES?
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398!
SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source … READ MORE
FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA!
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel … READ MORE
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB!
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in … READ MORE
GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE!
THE UNTOLD TOLL OF LOCKDOWN I’ve been feeling an uptick in paranormal energy. The free-floating wandering kind. I’m sure you’ve noticed it, too. To find out what’s been going on … READ MORE