TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden … READ MORE
Paranormal
GENERATION X-FILES?
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398!
SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source … READ MORE
FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA!
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel … READ MORE
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB!
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in … READ MORE
GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE!
THE UNTOLD TOLL OF LOCKDOWN I’ve been feeling an uptick in paranormal energy. The free-floating wandering kind. I’m sure you’ve noticed it, too. To find out what’s been going on … READ MORE
EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!
“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. But hell broke loose right … READ MORE
5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT!
AND TIPS TO COUNTER THOSE SPIRITS! LITTLE ROCK, AR – You can prevent evil spirits from taking over our body, a top religious expert says. You can easily do this … READ MORE
300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE.
Dying is hard. Marriage harder. At least according to long dead, Haitian ghost pirate, Captain Teague, who Recently divorced his living Irish wife. His now ex-wife, was reaching out to … READ MORE