Paranormal
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO CHERUB!
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in … READ MORE
TOILET TURNS INTO SPACE-TIME PORTAL WHEN FLUSHED
“AFTER ABOUT SIXTEEN FLUSHES AND THE TOILET SPITTING UP VIKINGS, I STARTED TO GET SUSPICIOUS,” SAYS OWNER. The hand is extended, trembling above the lever. Slowly it grips the wooden … READ MORE
GHOSTS ABANDONING HOUSES AT RECORD RATE!
THE UNTOLD TOLL OF LOCKDOWN I’ve been feeling an uptick in paranormal energy. The free-floating wandering kind. I’m sure you’ve noticed it, too. To find out what’s been going on … READ MORE
EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!
“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. But hell broke loose right … READ MORE
5 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT!
AND TIPS TO COUNTER THOSE SPIRITS! LITTLE ROCK, AR – You can prevent evil spirits from taking over our body, a top religious expert says. You can easily do this … READ MORE
300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE.
Dying is hard. Marriage harder. At least according to long dead, Haitian ghost pirate, Captain Teague, who Recently divorced his living Irish wife. His now ex-wife, was reaching out to … READ MORE
PORTAL TO HECK!
Ordinary Household Mirror Opens to Not-ToO-Bad Dimension! The Miller family of St. Paul, Minnesota, noticed something strange about the mirror in an upstairs bathroom. “It would shimmer when you looked … READ MORE
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored … READ MORE
BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!
What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg entered the Democratic presidential race, President Donald Trump said he wasn’t worried. “I know … READ MORE