LIVERPOOL, U.K – The Mersey Monster has reappeared!
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered …
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LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED!
ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake …
ANGEL FISH FOUND IN LAKE SUPERIOR
MICHIGAN – A rare breed of Angel Fish, was discovered in Lake Superior
FIREMAN TAKES ON CHICAGO RIVER MONSTER
Chicago, IL — Last night a brave South Side fireman took on the Chicago River Monster, who had been dormant for the last fifty-seven years.
BROWNS COACH MISSING
CLEVELAND, OH – The Cleveland Browns are on the look-out for a new leader after Coach Crennel went missing under supernatural circumstances.
SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER
LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.