Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
