WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
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GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!