I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
communist-in-chief
ED ANGER: "TEAR DOWN THAT STATUE!"
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
ED ANGER SAYS: "GAS UP THE TRUCK!"
Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
ED ANGER SAYS: "IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!"
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
ED ANGER SAYS: "BAH HUMBUG!"
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
ED ANGER: "TIGER FOR PRESIDENT!"
If those Norway guys can get so fed up with the Communist-in-Chief that they replace him with a cardboard cutout…
ED ANGER: "WHITE HOUSE? OPEN HOUSE!"
So it turns out the Secret Service let two uninvited crazies with A-rab names into a White House party!