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Janet Napolitano

THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!

February 26, 2013 by Frank Lake

GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags aerospace, flying, flying to work, German, germany, Janet Napolitano, Jay Carney, jetpack, jetpacks, Lockheed Martin, los angeles, Martin jetpack, new zealand, rocketteers, strap on a jetpack

EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th

November 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags fcc, golfing, homeland security, Janet Napolitano

TAIWANESE ANIMATION ABOUT TSA GROPING

November 17, 2010 by Frank Lake

Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags animation, groping, homeland security, Janet Napolitano, scanners, Taiwanese, TSA

TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE

November 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags body scanners, Gizmodo, homeland security, Janet Napolitano, naked, scanners, TSA

BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA

November 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

CENTERVILLE, VA –  A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags blue ufo, Centerville, coverup, ETS, extraterrestrials, Janet Napolitano, u.s. government, ufos, virginia

GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!

August 7, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags climate change, global warming, homeland security, ice sheet, Janet Napolitano, Napolitano, obama, Russia

ED ANGER: "THE SYSTEM DIDN'T WORK!"

December 28, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, Janet Napolitano

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