EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th

REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!

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GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

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ED ANGER: "THE SYSTEM DIDN'T WORK!"

I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!

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