GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!
Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!