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LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE!

May 19, 2020 by Lester Caine

Our intrepid reporter, Lester Caine, is proud to introduce his new corporate sponsor: Mind Cleanse herbal supplements!

Categories Headlines Tags investigative report, Lester Caine, man on the street, satire

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, Buster Simcus, Ed Anger, journalism, Kardhasians, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, Prince, satire, topstories, weekly world news

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

October 6, 2019September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, campaign, Ed Anger, manigator, presidential debate, Presidential race, satire, Taylor Swift, topstories, weekly world news

WEIRD AL TATTOOS CHEST WITH HAWAIIAN SHIRT

August 18, 2012 by Andy Smith

Funnyman musician takes fashion to the next level.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags comedy, funny, humor, music, satire, tattoo, weird

BAT BOY IN SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

August 24, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy’s reputation and popularity knows no limits!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags barack obama, Bat Boy, obama birth certificate, president obama, satire

MEXICAN CANTINA TO BE BUILT AT THE ALAMO

August 15, 2010 by Frank Lake

SAN ANTONIO, TX – A city panel cleared the way for construction of a Mexican cantina at The Alamo.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags bloomberg, Mexican army, mosque, obama, Obama mosque, Pearl Harbor, president obama, robert gibbs, satire, texas, tolerance

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