BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
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GADDAFI INVITED TO ROYAL WEDDING
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!
After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
THEY'RE TRACKING YOUR BRAINWAVES!
SAN FRANCISCO – A headband designed by EmSense, is being used by the U.S. government to record brainwaves as citizens watch TV.
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.









