WASHINGTON – The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
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OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.
OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis. 
OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
WORLD VOTES AMERICANS “THE COOLEST”
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Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
OBAMA: LET'S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF
WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.
OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
OBAMA ACTION FIGURE
WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!