NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
RUTLAND, VT. — 13 Vermont town are suffering from Hurricane Irene. It turns out that the number 13 is Irene’s favorite.
VERMONT – Hurricane Irene washed away the Bartonsvile Bridge.
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
ATLANTIC CITY – Hurricane Irene is weakening and may not be the “apocalypse” that authorities in multiple states are making it out to be.
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
NEW YORK – Meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Irene will sink Manhattan Island.
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.