WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce her run for President.
Debt Ceiling
OBAMA THROWS "DOWNGRADE PARTY" AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – For the first time in history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.
MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
OBAMA: LET'S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF
WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.