Scientists have discovered a new species of human, distinct from our own, which lived in caves in China in the Stone Age.
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OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.
GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
FLYING SNAKES
SOUTH ASIA – Flying snakes have become more and more prevalent in Asia and the United States.
CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.