HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.
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STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
WORLD VOTES AMERICANS “THE COOLEST”
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Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!
APPLE TO BUILD SPACESHIP AS NEW HQ
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
iPHONES TRACK USERS
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!
iPAD 2 LAUNCH
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple launched its iPad 2 this morning and then announced that the iPad 3 will be available at the end of the year.
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN
CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.