WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
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KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
GADDAFI ESCAPES TO VENEZUELA
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. Reports say he escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI
TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.
GADDAFI INVITED TO ROYAL WEDDING
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
EDGAR CAYCE PREDICTED WORLD WAR III IN 2011
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!