WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. Reports say he escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!