WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.
President Barack Obama has agreed to play in the final two rounds of the Masters.
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.