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FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU

January 29, 2013 by Frank Lake

French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags al qaeda, france, French, sarkozy

GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS

January 11, 2012 by Frank Lake

German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has ordered Greece to seli its islands to raise cash to avoid default and bankruptcy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Angela Merkel, debt crisis, Eurozone, greece, jay-z, sarkozy, trump, Tyler Perry

STUDY: 60% OF EUROPEANS HAVE MENTAL DISORDERS

September 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

LONDON  — A new study estimates that about 62 percent of Europeans, or 295 million people, have some type of mental illness

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Berlusconi, British, Europeans, Eurozone, French, German, mental illness, Merkel, psychological problems, sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi

OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION

August 24, 2011 by Frank Lake

MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Czar, david cameron, earthquake, financial markets, Gaddafi, Golf, golfing, hurricane Irene, ice cream, Jay Carney, malia, martha's vineyard, Michelle, obama, sarkozy, sasha, vacation

FRANCE AND GERMANY TO FORM NEW COUNTRY

August 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

PARIS – French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel have decided to merge countries!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Angela Merkel, european union, Europeans, Eurozone, Mandarin, meeting, Merkel, sarkozy

TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

May 19, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags celebrity apprentice, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, donald trump, france, IMG, Republican nomination, sarkozy

ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"

March 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags duke, Ed Anger, france, Gaddafi, Interior Design, Libya, NCAA, president barack obama, Rio, rio de janeiro, sarkozy

SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!

November 22, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

JUNEAU, ALASKA –   Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, bill gates, bristol palin, First Dude, microsoft, robotics, robots, sarah palin, sarkozy, tea party, Tea Party Patriot, todd palin

CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL

March 11, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!

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Categories Celebs, TopStory Tags carla bruni, carla sarkozy, mahmoud ahmadinejad, mahmoudahmadinejad, sarkozy, united nations

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