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DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST 8.17.26

August 28, 2026August 20, 2026 by Dotti Primrose

Hello all you Dotti fans, thanks for all the love, it melts even this old B’s heart. Now, shutup! Unless you have an inquiry about your love life, your in-laws, or your vampire ex.editor@weeklyworldnews.com THE EX-VAMP PROBLEM Dear Dotti,My ex is a vampire that won’t stop sucking me dry. I went to my school’s blooddrive … READ MORE

ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!

August 27, 2024July 14, 2021 by Frank Lake

After years of speculation, the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977. He’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got the photograph to prove it! The amateur, black-and-white snapshot was taken by a tourist on November 4, 2019. It clearly shows the senior superstar resting … READ MORE

ELVIS' TOMB IS EMPTY

September 2, 2024May 28, 2012 by Dallas Commagreens

i NEW YORK, NY – In honor of today’s auction of Elvis memorabilia, we present you the classic Weekly World News expose that we still stand by: The King Elvis Tomb is empty!