BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.
New York Yankees
JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS
NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.
YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!
The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.
DEREK JETER IS A CHEATER
NEW YORK, NY – The Derek Jeter we thought we knew was all just a front!
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS TO BUY YANKEES?
BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big,
BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.