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FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

4TH OF JULY STORE SPECIAL!!!

July 4, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

For Freedom! For America!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags America, Bat Boy, freedom, independence day, weekly world news, weekly world news bat boy

CHAVEZ COPENHAGEN CLIMATE SPEECH

February 24, 2020December 17, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

COPENHAGEN – When Hugo Chavez addressed the Copenhagen climate summit in his native tongue, all waited with eager hearts.

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Categories Paranormal, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, hugo chavez, independence day, mugabe, robert mugabe, venezuela

STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS

July 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th.  Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, fourth of july, independence day, july 4th, july fourth, mayor bloomberg, statue of liberty

ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!

July 3, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, fourth of july, independence day, july 4th, july fourth

ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

June 3, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags communist-in-chief, fourth of july, independence day, president obama, teleprompter kid

QUIT BEING A SISSY AND GET RUDE

October 27, 2008 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than chair-tossing hoops coach Bobby Knight with road rage about a new survey I just read saying that Americans are too rude!

Categories Opinion Tags aaa, americans, delaware, george washington, independence day, road rage, rude, sioux

PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT

June 22, 2021October 13, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.

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Categories Headlines Tags alaska, charlie, columbus day, independence day, kenya, mccain, palin, patriotism, sarah palin, sarahpalin, satan, todd palin, wasilla, witches

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