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U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD

September 26, 2012 by Andy Smith

Obama administration continues to cut corners.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dc, democrat, fox, homer, obama, Politics, republican, television, USA, washington d.c.

CHIMPANZEES – THE NEW TECH SUPPORT

January 31, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, beijing, bubbles, bubbles the chimp, chimpanzee, china, Ipad, missouri, nevada, people for the ethical treatment of animals, peta, springfield, united states, US, USA, Windows

MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!

January 28, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags amazon, amazon.com, egypt, facebook, First Lady, Hosni Mubarak, iran, michelle obama, President Hosni Mubarak, united states, US, USA, white house

MEXICAN DRUG CATAPULT

January 28, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags arizona, canada, Carrot Top, cocaine, fox, jersey shore, marijuana, mexican, mexico, National Guard, national treasure, The Jersey Shore, united states, US, USA

SUPER VOLCANO!

January 27, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, General Patraeus, iceland, motorola, samsung, Sony, u.s. government, united states, US, USA, yellowstone national park

TACO BELL MEAT

January 26, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

MONTGOMERY, AL – After allegations of false advertising, further investigation causes Taco Bell to close its doors for good.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burrito, china, college students, FDA, Food and Drug Administration, Taco Bell, united states, US, USA, weekly world news, weekly world news japan

OBAMA ROBS BANKS

January 24, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags America, American people, austria, banks, barack obama, china, Chinese, george clooney, oceans eleven, president obama, sarah palin, tea party, US, USA

CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS

January 18, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, britney spears, china, dc, First Lady, hu jintao, michelle obama, President Hu Jintao, president obama, sasha, ticketmaster, Toxic, united states, US, USA, washington d.c., Washington Redskins, white house, White House State Dinner

PRINCE WILLIAM TO MARRY, MOVE TO THE U.S.

November 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

LONDON – Prince William is engaged to his girlfriend, Kate Middleton.  They plan to marry next summer and move to the United States.

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags engaged, great britain, Kate Middleton, monarchy, Prince Charles, Prince Harry, Prince William, Princess Di, Princess Diana, queen, royal wedding, royals, to marry, U.K., USA

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