WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!
WASHINGTON, DC – Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that Paul Revere discovered America in 1915.
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.