CORAH, IOWA – There was an Elvis sighting on President Obama’s tour of the midwest!P
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NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!
GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY
George Soros made a stunning announcement: he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!
PALIN: "PAUL REVERE DISCOVERED AMERICA"
WASHINGTON, DC – Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that Paul Revere discovered America in 1915.
ED ANGER SAYS, "BUST THE UNIONS!"
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
REPUBLICANS TO READ BIBLE ON HOUSE FLOOR
WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
SARAH PALIN IS BAT BOY
ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!
MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.