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IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD

March 28, 2017 by Tap Vann

Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Ahmadinejad, Argo, ben affleck, george clooney, iran, jennifer garner, jimmy carter, mahmoud ahmadinejad, mullahs, supreme leader

GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER

October 2, 2012 by Frank Lake

George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.

Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags gay, george clooney, italy, obama, oceans eleven, pitt

OBAMA-CLOONEY BROMANCE

June 6, 2012 by Foxington Delaware
The bromance between George Clooney and President Obama is heating up!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bromance, fundraiser, george clooney, Hollywood Hills, michelle obama, obama, oceans eleven, president obama

CLOONEY ARRESTED

March 16, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country’s president Omar Al-Bashir.  

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags george clooney, michelle obama, president obama, white house

GEORGE CLOONEY ARM AMPUTATED

January 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

George Clooney went  in for yet another surgery to repair his elbow. But this time doctors were forced to amputate his arm.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, Descendants, george clooney, Oscar, surgery

STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY

December 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting  sexual partners.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, brad pitt, British accent, george clooney, Google Currents, great britain, linguistics, Sex, sexy, Stanford University, The Guardian

GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

February 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, arnold schwarzenegger, brad pitt, george clooney

OBAMA ROBS BANKS

January 24, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags America, American people, austria, banks, barack obama, china, Chinese, george clooney, oceans eleven, president obama, sarah palin, tea party, US, USA

ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE IS AN EARTH HOUR HYPOCRITE

March 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!

Categories Ed Anger Tags acorn, al gore, america's most wanted, arabs, commies, communist-in-chief, conserve energy, earth hour, earth hour 2009, george clooney, gitmo, guantanamo bay, hippies, living green, oprah, Paleostynians, saving energy, saving money, teleprompter kid, turn off electricity, waste energy

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