WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
TUSCON, AZ- Mexican drug cartels must resort to primitive tactics to get drugs across the US border.
YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.
MONTGOMERY, AL – After allegations of false advertising, further investigation causes Taco Bell to close its doors for good.
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.