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CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON

December 10, 2012 by Tap Vann

To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags arizona, barack obama, china, Chinese, debt crisis, geithner, Grand Canyon, Jan Brewer, statue of liberty, tim geithner, united states, Xi Jinping

MEET THE CHORK

April 12, 2012 by Tap Vann

The “Chork” is here!  And it puts and end to the East/West culinary conflict.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chinese

LEVITATING MONK

March 22, 2012 by Tap Vann

Famous Chinese monk, Li Wei,  is rising to new heights.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags artist, artists, beijing, china, Chinese, paris

CHINESE DISCOVER NEW HUMAN SPECIES

March 15, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Scientists have discovered a new species of human, distinct from our own, which lived in caves in China in the Stone Age.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags asia, bones, Chinese, hobbits

CHINESE TRAINING FEMALE NAVY SEALS

January 15, 2012 by Foxington Delaware

HAINAN SANYA – China has begun training female Navy Seals.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags china, China Navy, Chinese, Chinese military, Chinese Navy, navy seals, training

ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"

November 30, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not  going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

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Categories Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags china, Chinese, Ed Anger, glenn beck, Google Currents, hu jintao, peoples republic of china, piano, teleprompter kid, White House State Dinner

“BEAUTY CLASS” – CHINESE WOMEN BECOME PERFECT

September 13, 2011 by Tap Vann

BEIJING – A new makeover TV show in China guarantees to make women “pretty” and “perfect.”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chinese, pretty, reality tv

UFO BASE FOUND IN HIMALAYAS

August 25, 2011 by Frank Lake

BANGALORE, INDIA – Indian and Chinese authorities have confirmed the existence of an underground UFO base in the Himalayas.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, Chinese, Dr. John Malley, government coverup, Himalayas, Indian, Mount Everest, Planet Gootan, Planet Zeeba, seti, ufos

BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS "A DANDY"

August 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEIJING  – VP Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said  “sure would love to get that going in America.”

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags biden, china, Chinese, mission, one-child policy, speech, VP Joe Biden

CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE

August 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags china, Chinese, credit downgrade, Debt Ceiling, g20, Poors, salahi, Standard's & Poors, white house
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