The “Chork” is here! And it puts and end to the East/West culinary conflict.
CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
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CHINESE DISCOVER NEW HUMAN SPECIES
Scientists have discovered a new species of human, distinct from our own, which lived in caves in China in the Stone Age.
ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
“BEAUTY CLASS” – CHINESE WOMEN BECOME PERFECT
BEIJING – A new makeover TV show in China guarantees to make women “pretty” and “perfect.”
UFO BASE FOUND IN HIMALAYAS
BANGALORE, INDIA – Indian and Chinese authorities have confirmed the existence of an underground UFO base in the Himalayas.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS "A DANDY"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.