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JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION

November 7, 2012 by Tap Vann

Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, joe biden, laughing, mitt romney, president barack obama, re-election, vice president joe biden

ROMNESIA SPREADING!

October 19, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, biden, debate, mitt romney, obama, president barack obama, presidential debate, romney

OBAMA REPLACES BIDEN WITH HILLARY

August 16, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will now be Secretary of State.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Democratic ticket, democrats, hillary clinton, joe biden, president barack obama, vice president

CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE

August 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, cbs, charlie sheen, Chuck Lorre, Debt Ceiling, Debt Deal, Dirk, goddess, goddesses, golfing, Homeless, James, michelle obama, president barack obama, Rose Garden, Two and a Half Men, white house, winning

NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd

July 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags budget, Cantor, debt, Debt Ceiling, end of the world, Eric Cantor, harry reid, nancy pelosi, president barack obama, speaker of the house, tea party, World Ends

OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA

July 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL –   After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags atlantis, International Space Station, Kennedy Space Center, nasa, president barack obama, Putin, space shuttle, weather

OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO

July 5, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Andrew Cuomo, Cuomo, Democratic ticket, democrats, Governor of New York, Jay Carney, Jerry Brown, joe biden, president barack obama, vice president joe biden

HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!

May 3, 2011 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES  –  Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags buried at sea, cia, Deathly Hallows, Harry Potter, osama bin laden, Osama Bin Laden killed, Osama Bin Laden murdered, pakistan, president barack obama

REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!

May 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dead, gop, John Boehner, Mike Huckabee, mitt romney, navy seals, Osama Bin Laden dead, osama bin laden found, Osama Bin Laden killed, president barack obama, presidential election

ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"

March 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags duke, Ed Anger, france, Gaddafi, Interior Design, Libya, NCAA, president barack obama, Rio, rio de janeiro, sarkozy
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