MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. – An anchor from the wreck of the pirate Blackbeard’s flagship has been raised from the ocean floor.
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LASERS ATTACK PIRATES
LONDON – BAE Systems, British based defense company has come up with a green laser that effectively blinds an approaching pirate vessel.
POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS
The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!
SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK
DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.