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300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE.

June 15, 2021September 16, 2020 by Tammy Pescatelli

Dying is hard. Marriage harder. At least according to long dead,  Haitian ghost pirate, Captain Teague, who Recently divorced his living Irish wife. His now ex-wife, was reaching out to … READ MORE

Categories Paranormal Tags ghosts, pirates

BLACKBEARD'S ANCHOR

May 27, 2011 by Tap Vann

MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. – An anchor from the wreck of the pirate Blackbeard’s flagship has been raised from the ocean floor.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Blackbeard, caribbean, north carolina, pirates

NEW HAMPSHIRE SELLS GUNS TO CHILDREN

February 25, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WEST BURKE, NH – Gun shop sells hand gun to an eight year old.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags America, guns, new hampshire, pirates, Terrorism, U.S.

LASERS ATTACK PIRATES

January 11, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

LONDON – BAE Systems,  British based defense company has come up with a green laser that effectively blinds an approaching pirate vessel.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags lasers, pirates, rum

ARRRRRGH! IT'S "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY"

September 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

Sunday, September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags iphone app, johnny depp, pirates

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!

April 13, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, Ed Anger, edanger, navy seals, pirates, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed, will smith

SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

November 21, 2008 by WWN Staff

DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags citibank, pirates, somali pirates, somalia
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