Politics Archives

OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS

November 13, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.

October 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!

October 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

HENRICO, VA – A truck carrying President Obama’s teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen days before his visit to a local kindergarten.

October 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.

October 4, 2011 by Tap Vann

TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has decided. He has chosen Weight Watchers over Jenny Craig!

December 18, 2022September 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.

September 27, 2011 by Tap Vann

DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

September 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.