ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
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MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES WITH SISTER WIVES
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED!
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.
RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
