ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
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MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES WITH SISTER WIVES
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA!
ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.
SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED!
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.
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ALIENS SUPPORT RON PAUL IN IOWA
DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?
RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE POT
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.