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MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014

August 20, 2013 by Frank Lake

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag.  Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags arizona, Border Patrol, illegal immigration, immigration, Mexicans, mexico city, Ron Paul, SB1070, united states, United States of America

MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES WITH SISTER WIVES

April 13, 2012 by Frank Lake

SALT LAKE CITY, UT –  Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Gingrich, Huntsman, mitt romney, Mitt Romney wins in New Hampshire, Mormonism, New Hampshire primary, polygamy, Republican Candidate, rnc, Ron Paul, Sister Wives, South Carolina primary, Victory in New Hampshire

STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!

April 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags balanced approach, Cantor, debt celing, Debt Deal, Eric Cantor, harry reid, Harvard study, intelligence, IQ, John Boehner, moron, Morons, nancy pelosi, obama, Paul Ryan, pelosi, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, three-ring circus, U.S. Congress

NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA!

January 31, 2012 by Frank Lake

ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.  

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags former speaker of the House, mitt romney, newt gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED!

January 23, 2012 by Frank Lake

Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Florida primary, freedom, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, Senator, TSA

PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL

January 14, 2012 by Tap Vann

NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Bunny Ranch, mitt romney, nevada, newt gingrich, Republican Candidate for President, Republican Debate, republican party, republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES

January 11, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

PORTSMOUTH, NH –  Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Gingrich, Huntsman, mitt romney, Mitt Romney wins in New Hampshire, Mormonism, New Hampshire primary, polygamy, Republican Candidate, rnc, Ron Paul, Sister Wives, South Carolina primary, Victory in New Hampshire

ALIENS SUPPORT RON PAUL IN IOWA

January 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, Des Moines, iowa, Iowa caucuses, mitt romney, Republican primary, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, ufos, Zeeba, Zeebans

RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night,  then beat him up backstage.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags mitt romney, msnbc, ponzi scheme, Republican Debate, rick perry, Ron Paul

CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE POT

June 23, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, barney frank, cannibis, george bush, legalize it, legalize pot, Ron Paul

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