DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.
CANDLELIGHT – THE MACCABEATS
NEW YORK CITY – Bat Boy is celebrating Hanukkah with the Maccabeats!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS HOLIDAY CARD
No matter if you’re human, mutant or alien, we here at Weekly World News want to wish you happy holidays!