NEW YORK, NY – Leaving the side of Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman, PhD Ape begins preparations for a three-day seminar aimed at settling fears of the Right Wing radio and television personalities over the coming Obama Administration.
Monthly Archives: November 2008
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.
LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.
SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.
LOST WORLD CAVERNS, WV – Bat Boy has joined more than two million people in getting the new World of Warcraft expansion set.
HOMESTEAD, FL – “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.