Rihanna skipped out on her rehearsal for Saturday Night Live on Saturday – so she could be with Chris Brown.
ASHTON LEAVES DEMI FOR BETTY
LOS ANGELES – Ashton Kutcher and Demi are divorcing. He’s with Betty White now.
Today Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor—Schweddy Balls, an homage to Saturday Night Live.
SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE CANCELED!
NEW YORK – Lorne Michaels announced that Saturday Night Live’s 2011 season, its 36th, will be the sketch comedy show’s final season.
MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
30 ROCK LIVE – BAT BOY LOVES TINA FEY
NEW YORK – Weekly World News has selected Tina Fey as the Sexiest Woman Alive and Bat Boy is going to tell her on 30 Rock Live!
GIRLS WITH BALLS
It’s Monday morning. Time for another edition of Girls With Balls.
SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER
LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.
CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.