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HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
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KATE UPTON ENGAGED TO MARK SANCHEZ
Sports Illustrated Model, Kate Upton, is reportedly engaged to Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez.
MERMAID HALLE BERRY WASHES ASHORE
MALIBU – Surfers at Zuma Beach were shocked to see a mermaid, especially when the mermaid is Halle Berry!
APPLE REVEALS NEW IPHONE
NEW YORK, NY – “The Big Apple” is set to stop its secrecy and unveil its latest product!
GREYSON MICHAEL CHANCE
OKLAHOMA – One young boy’s performance has made him a national sensation!
ELLEN DEGENERES APOLOGIZES TO APPLE
BURBANK, CA – One talk shot host apparently didn’t win any friends over at Apple with her humor!
SCHOOL CANCELS PROM
JACKSON, MS – A Mississippi county school board made a decision that has stirred up some serious debate. Ellen Degeneres is being reached to help!
ELLEN DEGENERES
LOS ANGELES, LA – Going on its ninth season, Ellen DeGeneres was certainly a breathe of fresh air for American Idol!
PhD APE GROUP THERAPY: LOHAN, BOYLE AND DOG
HAMPTONS, NY – The demands on his time proving to be too great this week for individual attention, PhD invited three of his clients to a group therapy session at his posh oceanside retreat.
MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.