A broad array of civic, religious, ethnic group have banded together to lobby Congress for the right to “bare bombs.”
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
DALLAS, TX – Governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
HOLLYWOOD – John Cusack forms satanic cult to rid the planet of “GOP welfare freaks.”