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NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
NEWT GINGRICH WINS FLORIDA!
ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.
BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!
DALLAS, TX – Governor Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES!
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE!
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.
RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
JOHN CUSACK FORMS SATANIC CULT
HOLLYWOOD – John Cusack forms satanic cult to rid the planet of “GOP welfare freaks.”