CITIZENS WANT CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE BOMBS

A broad array of civic, religious, ethnic group have banded together to lobby Congress for the right to “bare bombs.”

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BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME

McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.

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RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!

DALLAS, TX –  Governor  Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.

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NEWT GINGRICH SWITCHES PARTIES!

BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.

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CALLISTA GINGRICH IS A STEPFORD WIFE!

PORTSMOUTH, NH – Newt Gingrich, Republican candidate for President, told a town hall audience that his wife is a robot.

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RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign.  He told an audience last night:  I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

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