sasquatch Archives

Bigfoot’s Unforgettable Memorial Day Picnic Extravaganza!

May 29, 2023 by Erik Van Datiken

The Elusive Sasquatch Reveals Hidden Talent for Grilling and Chilling! Deep in the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst the towering evergreens, a scene unfolded on Memorial Day that left witnesses astonished. Bigfoot was spotted organizing the most epic picnic celebration ever seen! Armed with an apron and spatula, this elusive legend showcased an unexpectedly … READ MORE

BIGFOOT IS MISSING

May 27, 2020May 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – where he is running as Bat Boy’s VP. Many people were shocked to learn that Bigfoot left the bunker in West Virginia. Bat Boy and his campaign staff have been hunkered down there during the pandemic. “We were all sitting … READ MORE

LESTER CAINE REPORTS: BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN!

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 by Lester Caine

Award-Winning Weekly World News reporter, Lester Caine, takes to the streets to get reactions to his breaking story about Bigfoot’s Twin! Once again, Lester proves he’s the world’s most reliable reporter!

BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!

November 15, 2019November 14, 2019 by Boyce Day

Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local residents have always whispered about Bigfoot sightings, but they picked up considerably over the course of 2019. “It used to be once or twice a year,” said Jason Eckhart, who owns a hardware store. “Then it was once or twice a month. … READ MORE