WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce her run for President.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases .
WASHINGTON – Two vice presidents have touched gloves and started a battle of words!
VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”
WASHINGTON, DC – Elizabeth Cheney is likening her father’s defense of waterboarding to Al Gore’s campaign for climate change.
WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.
BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.