McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
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RIHANNA PUNCHES OUT CHRIS BROWN
Rihanna accompanied Chris Brown to court for his probation hearing and wound up… punching him out!
TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY
Tim Tebow is backing Romney and predicting the former Governor will win by a landslide.
IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
MANHATTAN EARTHQUAKE
NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
FATE OF TITANIC’S TREASURES
NORFOLK, VA – A federal judge is attempting to preserve the largest collection of artifacts excavated from the Titanic remains, and one key person is on her side.
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.