LOS ANGELES – ABC has just announced the next Bachelor: Lamar Hurd of Portland, Oregon, the show’s first bachelor of color.
MEXICO – Danny Ramos Gomez, dubbed the “wolfman”, loves being covered in hair.
LOS ANGELES – Tim Tebow was reluctant at first due to his injuries, but sources say he has finally agreed to appear on DWTS.
HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.
NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.
Newly released interviews taken soon after JFK’s assassination show a wild side to Jackie Kennedy.
NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!
CHICAGO, IL – Oprah reveals her big family secret on Monday. She has an identical twin!