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BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!

July 5, 2022June 29, 2022 by Frank Lake

START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, cryptids, Mutants

CHUPACABRAS KILL MEXICAN SHEEP

March 6, 2012 by Tap Vann

PARACUARO – Chupacabras are killing sheep across Mexico.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags chupacabra, chupacabras, cryptids, mutant, Mutants

SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB

July 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.

Categories Celebs Tags alaska, Bigfoot, chupacabra, cryptids, jersey devil, Mutant Anti-Defamation League, sarah palin, Sarah Palin Resignation Speech, Sarah Palin Resigns, Sarah Paling Quitting, sasquatch, wasilla

SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED

February 18, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

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SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bigfoot, cryptids, fatfoot, grizzly bear, humanoids, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, seattle, washington

BAR REFAELI’S SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COVER

February 10, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hit the stands recently, and one of the photographs revealed more than anyone expected.

Categories Celebs Tags Celebrity Skin, cryptid, cryptids, leonardo dicaprio, sea monster, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED

January 6, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bigfoot, chaad, cryptid, cryptids, cryptids & humanoids alliance against defamation, hacker, loch ness monster, nessie, oregon, twitter, twitter hacked

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

January 1, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, big gulp, cheap beer, cryptids, fatfoot, manigator, moonshine, Mutants, new years, new years day, new years eve, new years resolutions, phd ape, soda

MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET

December 5, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags billy ray cyrus, california, chaad, cryptids, cryptids & humanoids alliance against defamation, disney channel, fatfoot, hannah montana, hollywood, humanoids, miley cyrus, overweight sasquatch, sasquatch, vanity fair

SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER

November 17, 2008 by Garrett Hawley

LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags affirmative action, amy poehler, cryptids, lake erie monster, lemmie, long island sound, lorne michaels, new york, palin, sarah palin, saturday night live, snl, tina fey

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