APPALACHIAN TRAIL, WV – Hikers find a woman who has feet for hands in the mountains of Appalachia.
RED PILL CREATURE WOMAN CAPTURED!
BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday …
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BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE
W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.
DR. BARRY LEED INTERVIEWED ABOUT BAT BOY
WWN EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Barry Leed, the author of Going Mutant, is interviewed about the starting life of Bat Boy!
MACARTHUR GRANT TO BAT BOY
CHICAGO – The John D. and Catherine T MacArthur Foundation today made it official. Bat Boy is a genius.
TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!
BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!
BAT BOY MILK
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – America’s favorite mutant was spotted in line this weekend to see the movie Milk.