Robert Pattinson revealed on “The Daily Show” that he is now dating Taylor Swift.
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"TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.