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SUPERMOON!

March 26, 2021February 28, 2016 by Pierce Blodyn

On March 19, 2011 the world will change as we know it.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apocalypse, california, hawaii, Hawaiian, jacko, new moon, SuperMoon, Team Jacob, twilight, werewolf, werewolves

ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT

August 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

Robert Pattinson revealed on “The Daily Show” that he is now dating Taylor Swift.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Daily Show, Jon Stewart, Kennedy, Kristen Stewart, robert pattinson, Taylor Swift, twilight, Twilight series

"TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES

November 25, 2011 by Frank Lake

PEORIA  – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bella, Breaking Dawn, Kristen Stewart, twilight, Twilight series

WAL-MART GANG

March 19, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags florida, georgia, twilight, wal-mart

CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

February 6, 2023November 20, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire.  At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cheney, dick cheney, dickcheney, eastern europe, log-cabin republicans, republican party, true blood, twilight, vice president dick cheney, washington d.c.

BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR

February 6, 2023November 13, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, mosquitoes, pennsylvania, philadelphia, robert pattinson, twilight, vampires

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