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On June 23, 2013 the world will change as we know it.
twilight
DAKOTA FANNING POSES FOR PLAYBOY
LOS ANGELES – Dakota Fanning, who turns 19 on February 23rd, 2013, has reportedly done a photo spread for Playboy!
ROBERT PATTINSON DATING TAYLOR SWIFT
Robert Pattinson revealed on “The Daily Show” that he is now dating Taylor Swift.
"TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing thousands of goats in Russia.
STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”