spells

5 GREAT WITCH SPELLS YOU CAN USE

by

GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells from America’s Witch — Wiccan high priestess Issa Morgaine All you have to do is print them out, cut them up, and put them in … READ MORE

EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!

by

“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. But hell broke loose right before Christmas. According to Maudlin Mayor Bruce Paisley, the town found itself attacked by meat. “We were all doing our part with masks and social … READ MORE

4 STEPS FOR PUTTING A CURSE ON ENEMIES

by

LOS ANGELES, CA – A highly controversial book explaining how to put curses on your enemies is soon to be reprinted. The original book was published in 2013 It tells you how to harness your dark powers in four easy steps! “All you have to do,” says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, “is … READ MORE