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SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!

November 22, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

JUNEAU, ALASKA –   Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, bill gates, bristol palin, First Dude, microsoft, robotics, robots, sarah palin, sarkozy, tea party, Tea Party Patriot, todd palin

XBOX KINECT CREATED BY ALIENS

November 8, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, gaming, microsoft, playstation, xbox

APRIL FOOLS WORM REMOVAL

March 31, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, computer virus, microsoft

HOW TO RECESSION-PROOF YOUR HOME

February 27, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

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Be prepared for anything the economy throws at you with these handy tips.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags aviation, great depression, mcdonald's, microsoft, recession, socialism, wal-mart
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