MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
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2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
BILL MAHER LEAVING AMERICA
HOLLYWOOD – Comedian Bill Maher is renouncing his American citizenship and moving to France.
PLAYBOY MANSION DISEASE
LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County health officials say a deadly disease found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion was caused by Bill Maher.
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.
ED ANGER: "BILL MAHER IS A SHOT IN THE ARM!"
So everyone’s picking on that Bill Maher TV guy for saying he doesn’t like vaccinations!