MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
HOLLYWOOD – Comedian Bill Maher is renouncing his American citizenship and moving to France.
LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County health officials say a deadly disease found in a hot tub at the Playboy Mansion was caused by Bill Maher.
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.
So everyone’s picking on that Bill Maher TV guy for saying he doesn’t like vaccinations!